Lady went into a bar in Waco and saw this cowboy with his feet propped up on a table. He had the biggest boots she'd ever seen.
The woman asked the cowboy if it's true what they say about men with big feet being well endowed. He grinned and said, 'Shore is, little lady. Why don't you come on out to the bunkhouse and let me prove it to you?' The woman wanted to find out for herself, so she spent the night with him.
The next morning she handed him a $100 bill . Blushing, he said, 'Well, thank ya, ma'am. I'm real flattered, ain't nobody ever paid me for my services before.'
'Don't be flattered... take the money and buy yourself some boots that fit.'
HAHAHA now that's a good one. Thanks for the laugh.
Sooooo NE then the rumours from the girls on the fishing trip werer true...................you need to start wearing a lot smaller shoe.