GO FIGURE...

[WAHOONBOX]

FEBRUARY 29th...2012 a.d.

6:07 A.M.

I JUST SAT UP IN BED WITH EYES STILL WIDE SHUT ... IT'S DARK THREE-THIRTY OUTSIDE AND NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS BLACKER THAN DARK THREE-THIRTY.......FORTUNATELY FOR ME, NO TIMEX IS REQUIRED FOR A WAKE UP FOR ME AT THIS POINT IN MY CAREER.... I HAVE ACQUIRED A BUILT-IN CLAYMORE TIMEPIECE THAT, WHEN IT GOES OFF ....IT REALLY GOES OFF!.....I HATE ....I SAY AGAIN....I HATE THE FEELING I GET THE MOMENT I REALIZE I HAVE OVERSLEPT AND I'M GOING TO BE LATE TO THE BOAT! .....THE HORROR OF IT ALL! I CAN'T STAND TO BE LATE...ESPECIALLY FOR A CHARTER....I WOULD RATHER CRAP IN A PAIR OF WHITE BOARD SHORTS STROLLING THROUGH A CROWED MALL THE DAY BEFORE CHRISTMAS THAN ARRIVE TARDY TO THE BOAT!

BUT NOT TO WORRY THIS DAY....NOPE....NO TRIPS...NO CHARTER...NO COMMERCIAL FISHING WILL HAPPEN TODAY....IT'S ALL OVER FOR A WHILE....FISHING IS OVER AT LEAST UNTIL THE LAST DAY OF MARCH WITH OUR NEXT SCHEDULED BOOKING ...

REALIZING THIS, I COULDN'T HELP BUT SMILE SOMEWHAT AND I EASED THE BED COVERS BACK OVER MY SORE SHOULDERS....THE GRINDHOUSE 2012 WORLD TOUR WAS NOW ON TEMPORARY HOLD AND BODY PARTS CAN NOW START TO MEND......THE COTTONMOUTH ATTACK THAT WAS GOING ON RIGHT NOW WOULD JUST HAVE TO WAIT A BIT FOR A CLEANSING FOR I DON'T HAVE TO CRAWL FROM BED SO QUICKLY TODAY AT NO 3:30 A.M. JUST TO GO CATCH SOME SORRY OLD SNAPPER..........NOPE....I'M SENDING MYSELF BACK INTO TEMPERPEDIC DREAMWORLD SEDATION AND HOPEFULLY PICK BACK UP WHERE I JUST LEFT OFF WITH A ONE FINE MISS PATTY MACGUIRE .......THAT'S RIGHT!...I'M TALKING SWEET DREAMS AND I WAS RIGHT DOWN THERE ON THE BEACH WITH HER PEOPLE! ....LAKE ARROWHEAD CAMPGROUND TO BE EXACT, MYRTLE BEACH CIRCA 1966....

MY GOD SHE WAS SO HOT...I SAW HER STANDING THERE...ALL BY HER LONESOME.....LEANING UP AGAINST THE RAILING...SHE WAS JUST 17....ME , HELL I DIDN'T TURN 16 FOR TWO MONTHS....... SHE WAS ALL TANNED UP....TWO TIGHT BOWS HELD TOGETHER AN ITSY BITSY TEENY WEENY YELLOW POKA DOT BIKINI .....IT WAS LOW ENOUGH THAT I COULD CLEARLY SEE HER EXPOSED NAVEL.....GEEZUS H THRICE ON A CRUTCH!....I'M DYING HERE JUST DREAMIN' ABOUT IT.....FATHER IN HEAVEN, PLEASE - PLEASE SEND ME BACK TO MY NEVER NEVERLAND ....PLEASE PUT ME BACK IN TOUCH WITH MR SANDMAN AND MISS PATTY MACGUIRE !

YEP....ME AND MISS MACGUIRE .....BOY O BOY O BOY.

WE MET THE EVENING BEFORE AT THE CAMPGROUND'S SNACK BAR/DANCE FLOOR LOCATED OUT ON THE BEACH......THE WURLITZER WAS PACKED WITH TOP FORTY VINYL....BEACH BOYS, SHANGRI-LAS, CHUBBY CHECKER, THE DEL VIKINGS,THE KINKS...ALL GOOD DANCE BANDS......WELL AFTER OUR 4th MASHED POTATO AND 19th TWIST DANCE, MY STONES HAD GROWN A BIT LARGER AND I ASKED HER TO MEET ME THE NEXT DAY TO LAY OUT ON THE BEACH ....I WANTED TO SEE THIS CHICK AGAIN IN HER SWIM SUIT SO BAD I COULD TASTE IT!

WELL SHE WAS THERE AS I HAD PRAYER FOR AND WAITING FOR ME PROMPTLY AT HIGH NOON... I FLIPPED MY TOWEL OUT TRYING NOT TO DISPERSE UNWANTED SAND....WE WERE NOW BOTH STRETCHED OUT AND PROPPED UP ON OUR ELBOWS OBSERVING OTHERS STROLLING BY....I WAS DROWNING TRYING TO FIND SOMETHING TO TALK ABOUT......MY BEACH TOWEL OVERLAPPED HERS.... OUR ARMS WERE ALMOST TOUCHING...ONLY ONE INCH APART.....OH M Y G O D !!! ONE MORE INCH AND OUR SKINS WILL TOUCH! IS THIS WHAT IT IS LIKE TO HAVE A HEART ATTACK? .....BAMALAMA! KA-PING KAPOW!.....OUR ARMS ARE NOW TOUCHING !!! THERE IS A LOVE GOD IN HEAVEN! SO THIS IS WHAT SEX IS ALL ABOUT I THOUGHT !!! I HOPE MY DAD DOESN'T WALK UP WHILE ALL THIS IS GOING ON !!!

MISS MACGUIRE NEVER MOVED HER ARM. SHE NEVER EVEN FLINCHED AS I APPLIED EVEN MORE PRESSURE...COPPERTONE COATED SAND WAS NOW TRANSFERRING FROM HER ARM TO MINE...IT WAS A BIT GRITTY BUT WHO CARES....JAN AND DEAN WERE PLAYING ON THE TRANSISTER - OUR ARMS WERE TOUCHING - AND I AIN'T MOVING I TELL YA! NOSIREE ....THIS IS FOREPLAY AT IT'S BEST AND I AM NOW ON FIRST BASE!

SHE THEN TURNED TO ME AND BEGAN TO APPLY THE COPPER' TO MY SHOULDER....WOW....SHE MUST LOVE ME.....MY RIGHT ARM & SHOULDER WAS NOW COATED WITH LOVE OIL......I NOW DECLARE MYSELF A BRONZE SURF GOD....IT WAS TRULY A PROUD MOMENT FOR ME....A PINNACLE OF TRIUMPH....YUP....TODAY WAS MY DAY...

AWSHIT....THE BATTERIES JUST DIED....SURF CITY WAS NO LONGER PLAYING AND THE MUSIC GAVE ME A BOLD CONFIDENCE...

SHE JUST TURNED HER HEAD TO ME AND SMILED. OMG..... SHE'S SMILING AT THE BOX....THAT'S THE MOVE I WAS WAITING FOR!!! THE GREEN LIGHT MOVE!!! ....I HAD RECENTLY COMPLETED READING "INTERCOURSE ...A MAN'S GUIDE TO SEX"....A MANUAL WHICH MY FATHER PRESENTED TO ME ON MY 15TH BIRTHDAY.....THE SAID LITERATURE STATED THAT I WOULD GET GONNERITA IF I DIDN'T WEAR A PROPHYLACTIC RUBBER WHILE HAVING INTERCOURSE. AT THIS MOMENT, I WOULD GIVE A YEAR'S ALLOWANCE FOR ONE OF THOSE GOLD COINS I SEEN HIDDEN AWAY IN MY FATHER'S DRESSER DRAWER. I SURE DON'T WANT ME NO CASE OF GONNERRITA... I HAD HEARD THROUGH THE GRAPEVINE THAT THAT WAS SOME BAD STUFF!!

WITH A SOFT GIGGLE SHE TOLD ME TO ROLL OVER. ....WHAT THE? ROLL OVER SHE SAID AND LET ME RUB SOME OIL ON YOUR BACK.......I DID A QUICK FLIPOVER AND REALIZED I HAD THEN PRODUCED MYSELF A FULL WEDGIE....I MEAN MY SEWN-IN SWIM TRUNKS LINER AND THE TRUNKS THEMSELVES WERE NOW BOTH PACKED IN CRACK! WHY ME LORD? PLEASE NOT NOW!! WILL SHE NOTICE? WILL MISS MACGUIRE NOTICE MY MEGA IMPLANT? WILL SHE DE-WEDGIFY ME WITH A COURTESY PULLOUT?

THE COCONUT FRAGRANCE APPLIED TO MY BACK SOON OVERCOME MY PREDICKAMENT.....I WAS SINNING NOW I THOUGHT....MY MOM TAUGHT ME THAT LUSTING FOR A WOMAN WAS A SIN.... THAT I SHOULD REFRAIN FROM SUCH.....

WELL MOTHER......FORGIVE ME....FOR I AM ABOUT TO SIN

UHHH....WHERE DID I PLACE MY SHADES? HELL I'M BLINDED BY THE LIGHT HERE!

SOLAR BRILLIANCE JUST BROKE THROUGH THE AGED GLASS ON MY BEDROOM SLIDING DOOR....I PEERED OUT SOMEWHAT CONFUSED AS TO THE CURRENT TIMELINE OF IT ALL.....CRAP.... MY DREAM WAS OVER ....I THEN GRABBED FOCUS ON THE PINE TREES OUT BACK.....THERE WAS NO MOVEMENT WHATSOEVER .....NONE....ZERO...NANNA....WHAT? NO WIND THIS MORNING? WE JUST COMMERCIAL FISHED 59 OF 79 DAYS AND BEAT OUR BRAINS OUT DOING SO 95% OF THOSE DAYS....AND TODAY THE SNAPPER SEASON IS NOW CLOSED AND HEAVEN YIELDS NOT A BREATH OF WIND.

GO FIGURE.

I RELISH MY SEA OF DREAMS....I HOPE YOU DO AS WELL....HOWEVER, MISS MACGUIRE WAS NO DREAM.....SHE WAS REAL....I STILL REMINISCE OF HER FROM TIME TO TIME USUALLY IN MY DREAMS .......I DID MAKE IT TO SECOND BASE WITH HER IN CASE YOU ARE WONDERING....YEP....SURE DID....AFTER 4 HOURS OF PURE T MOMICKING HER WITH HAND APPLIED SUNTAN OIL, I FINALLY FOUND THE NADS TO VENTURE AND ROVE ABOUT THE PLAYING FIELD MORE FREELY......HER EYES REMAINED SHUT THROUGHOUT....SHE SEEMED VERY CONTENT WITH HER POOL BOY AT WORK......HER BIKINI TOP HAD LOOSENED SOMEHOW WITH ALL THIS RUBBING GOING ON.... ...MY RIGHT HAND SLOWLY BUT SURELY MADE IT WAY DOWN TO HER RIBCAGE AREA JUST UNDER HER ARMPIT ....A SMALL SLICE OF A SUNTAN LINED BREAST WAS BULGING EVER SO SLIGHTLY AS SHE LAY THERE....I WAS LEANING DESPERATELY TRYING TO SEE WHAT I COULD SEE.....WAS THAT THE EDGE OF A NIP? MY GOD....NOW WAS MY CHANCE TO COP MYSELF A FEEL....SHE WAS NOT RESISTING ....I QUICKLY ADDED MORE OIL TO MY PALM....THIS BRONZE SURF GOD OF A MAN IS ABOUT TO TOUCH HIS FIRST BOOB.

GETTING TO SECOND BASE WAS AWESOME I TELL YA....I WILL NEVER FORGET IT............ I WAS ABOUT TO STEAL THIRD WHEN .....HER DAD WALKED UP AND PROMPTLY THREW ME OUT.




I'M WAHOONBOX......CURRENTLY AT HOME PLATE AND A MERE 3 KNOTS OF WIND ACCORDING TO REEFCAST CLKN7

GO FIGURE.

[Fin Hunter]

Awesome read BOX. I'm coming down for the weekend so let's go to lunch or dinner?????

[crappiecrazy]

Wow that was almost R rated! PG-13 for sure! Todd, don't let Wyatt read this one! Warm weather and more charter trips are on the horizon Box. In the meantime, you got any good footage to show us??

[weekender]

shakespear would be proud

[netman9]

I would think that all reading pictured their childhood first babe experience in their own mind. Great read BOX.
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Crappiecrazy... Wyatt? 6th grade Wyatt? Wyatt, the one pictured with a hot 8th grade girl on her facebook page? Wyatt read this? I'm afraid for the road that is ahead of him. He's got it going on and most of them don't know him as Nolans little bro! Netman

[WAHOONBOX]

WHILE RETURNING FROM AN OHIO DEER HUNT SOME YEARS BACK.....

IF YOU HAVE 12 MINUTES TO ABSOLUTELY WASTE.....THEN WATCH HIS ONE